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Showing posts with label Animals. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Animals. Show all posts
Wednesday, September 29, 2010
Sunday, August 15, 2010
We found a baby squirrel at a friend's pig roast which appeared to have been separated from its mother. It didn't roam far from its new homemade bed (fashioned out of a paintball box and cut-up t-shirt, complete with food dishes made out of soda bottle caps).
First thing it did was bite me to determine if I was edible. After that it tried to crawl up my pant leg to get to know me better. This marked the exact moment that the nearby onlookers decided their young children had seen enough and briskly shuffled away.
First thing it did was bite me to determine if I was edible. After that it tried to crawl up my pant leg to get to know me better. This marked the exact moment that the nearby onlookers decided their young children had seen enough and briskly shuffled away.
Thursday, June 24, 2010
Friday, June 11, 2010
Tuesday, June 8, 2010
Puppy Vs. Cat
Continuing with my Shots That Don't Require Me Moving From My Bed Series...
PUPPY after seeing me laying on couch, visibly ill and moaning in pain.
Appropriate response: (1) Grab every single toy from bin, carry it over to Mike and poke him with it to make him play tug-of-war. (2) If unsuccessful, eat any food or drink of his that he has nearby to make him respond (3) If unsuccessful, whimper and bark at him. (4) When he finally gets up, run in circles until he decides to give chase. (5) If unsuccessful still, just destroy one of his possessions. That'll teach him.
Mike's response: Don't they call you things, "Man's best friend?"
CAT after seeing me laying in bed, visibly ill and moaning in pain.
Appropriate response: (1) Lay next to him at all times, only sleep when he is sleeping. (2) If he suddenly moans-out in pain, lick him to try to calm him down. (3) Do not eat anything unless he is out of bed to make sure he is never alone.
Mike's response: Interrupt your sleep with flash photography.
PUPPY after seeing me laying on couch, visibly ill and moaning in pain.
Appropriate response: (1) Grab every single toy from bin, carry it over to Mike and poke him with it to make him play tug-of-war. (2) If unsuccessful, eat any food or drink of his that he has nearby to make him respond (3) If unsuccessful, whimper and bark at him. (4) When he finally gets up, run in circles until he decides to give chase. (5) If unsuccessful still, just destroy one of his possessions. That'll teach him.
Mike's response: Don't they call you things, "Man's best friend?"
CAT after seeing me laying in bed, visibly ill and moaning in pain.
Appropriate response: (1) Lay next to him at all times, only sleep when he is sleeping. (2) If he suddenly moans-out in pain, lick him to try to calm him down. (3) Do not eat anything unless he is out of bed to make sure he is never alone.
Mike's response: Interrupt your sleep with flash photography.
Thursday, May 6, 2010
Tuesday, April 27, 2010
Monday, March 29, 2010
Tuesday, March 23, 2010
A First Sunrise
So, I bring the puppy to the beach for his first sunrise. A true romantic, he immediately turns away from the rising sun, choosing instead to spend his time repeatedly drinking salt water, throwing it up, drinking more salt water, and throwing it up again, until the moment the sun is just about to break the horizon--at which time he decides he's had enough, picking up the nearest seashell and then prancing proudly towards the car.
A car which most certainly was not mine.
Fortunately, we got to enjoy the sunrise alone, as his antics scared away all who approached; I guess an idyllic sunrise for most does not include the constant resonance of regurgitation and dry heaving.
A car which most certainly was not mine.
Fortunately, we got to enjoy the sunrise alone, as his antics scared away all who approached; I guess an idyllic sunrise for most does not include the constant resonance of regurgitation and dry heaving.
This was the closest he got to acknowledging the sunrise
Saturday, February 20, 2010
Thursday, February 18, 2010
Monday, January 18, 2010
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