I'd rather have been in Nebraska.
Rejected state motto's
First thing you see when entering New Hampshire is a liquor store. First thing you see when entering Iowa is Stoner Drugs.
Naturally, I decided I had to find and travel the first road I came across that was not intended for cars. The result was I got stuck on some sort of wildlife preserve on a one-way road; I didn't realize this until I was a mile or two in. It was either keep driving the road until I came out somewhere, or drive in reverse down the 8' wide road that had steep drop-offs into the streams around it. As I am still living by my motto of No U-Turns. Ever. I drove through it, parking next to every "No Parking. Do Not Stop Vehicle" sign I found. I should mention that this is where Iowa stood apart from Kansas, Nebraska, and just about every other state I've been in; while there were shotgun shells everywhere, for once none of the road signs were shot to pieces! Iowans must be a bit more proper. Or maybe they just have really bad aim.
I saw plenty of wildlife running around, but I was too concerned with getting out of the place to patiently wait to get good shots. What I did do was wander into the wetlands barefoot (bad idea but I didn't want to get my shoes wet) to get a variety of different shots of how the area was growing in.
I saw plenty of wildlife running around, but I was too concerned with getting out of the place to patiently wait to get good shots. What I did do was wander into the wetlands barefoot (bad idea but I didn't want to get my shoes wet) to get a variety of different shots of how the area was growing in.
This makes my fifth state in the past two weeks. Speaking of which, another Kansas fact I forgot to mention the other day (which I unfortunately did not get a picture of):
You know you are in Kansas when...
...you are filling your tank next to a man pumping gas wearing only a bathrobe, who is standing next to his wife (wearing only her pajamas) who is smoking a cigarette.
Eh, what the heck, I'll throw in one more...
Eh, what the heck, I'll throw in one more...
You know you are in Kansas when...
...you are driving behind a twenty-year old GMC truck that is going 35mph in a 55, when it suddenly accelerates to approximately 70mph while swerving towards a flock of turkeys crossing the road, only to slow back to 35 after failing to hit any of them.
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